Missouri Tigers fan, congratulations — you’ve just found the most unnecessary, petty, immature, and absolutely glorious coloring book ever created.
50 Uses for a Dead Jayhawk
A savage adult gag-gift coloring book for Mizzou fans who believe rivalries should never die.
Inside you’ll discover 50 completely ridiculous, over-the-top, and creatively disrespectful “uses” for a dead Jayhawk.
Every page delivers:
Absurd anti-kU satire
Hilarious rivalry humor
Bold, easy-to-color illustrations
Pure pettiness
Stress relief through mockery
The perfect conversation-starting coffee table book
Whether you’re:
A lifelong Missouri Tigers fanatic
A tailgate legend
Shopping for the funniest Mizzou gift possible
Looking for a White Elephant party winner
Or simply someone who enjoys watching kU lose at literally anything…
…this book was made for you.
Missouri Tigers fan, congratulations — you’ve just found the most unnecessary, petty, immature, and absolutely glorious coloring book ever created.
50 Uses for a Dead Jayhawk
A savage adult gag-gift coloring book for Mizzou fans who believe rivalries should never die.
Inside you’ll discover 50 completely ridiculous, over-the-top, and creatively disrespectful “uses” for a dead Jayhawk.
Every page delivers:
Absurd anti-kU satire
Hilarious rivalry humor
Bold, easy-to-color illustrations
Pure pettiness
Stress relief through mockery
The perfect conversation-starting coffee table book
Whether you’re:
A lifelong Missouri Tigers fanatic
A tailgate legend
Shopping for the funniest Mizzou gift possible
Looking for a White Elephant party winner
Or simply someone who enjoys watching kU lose at literally anything…
…this book was made for you.
